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Fuck Cafe.

Slow bar. Steady cups.

About

Fuck Cafe. is a small coffee shop, run carefully. Small business. Real work. Done honestly.

What we serve

$3.50

Single, double, or ristretto.

Cortado

$4.50

Equal-parts espresso and warm milk.

Cappuccino

Dry, classic, or wet.

Flat white

Microfoam. 6 oz.

Latte

$5.50

12 oz. Oat, almond, whole milk.

Pour-over

Single origin, rotating. Ask the barista.

French press

12 oz. Steeped four minutes.

Drip

$3.50

Refills on the house.

Cold brew

$5.50

Steeped 16 hours.

Iced latte

$5.50

Sparkling cold brew

With lemon and tonic.

Find us

Customers

"Best cortado in town. The baristas remember your order on visit two."

— Kim L.

"A quiet corner I keep coming back to. They take the coffee seriously."

— Marcus T.

101 Sample Ave